★★★★★ 4.9/5 from 1,283+ reviews
Monster Blind Egg

MONSTER BLIND EGG

A mild attitude and a surprise hatch. One of eight monsters per egg.

Food-grade silicone, hand-poured
Silent — no squeaks in open offices
Hand squish-tested ×100 before shipping

$6

● In stock — order today, ships by Aug 14

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30-Day Squishfaction Guarantee — risk-free trial!

What's in the box?
1× Monster Blind Egg (or your bundle count) · cotton carry pouch · lab sticker sheet · care card. Every squishy ships squish-tested.
Shipping & delivery
Orders process in 1–2 business days. US delivery 5–8 business days; international 5–16. Tracked and insured worldwide.
Is it loud when it rises?
Completely silent — no squeaks, no whistles. Squish through meetings, libraries, and late-night deadlines.
Can it tear?
The skin survives 100 test squishes before it ships. If it ever tears in normal use within 180 days, we replace it free.
What if I don't love it?
30-Day Squishfaction Guarantee: if it doesn't calm your hands down, you get your money back. No questions asked.

Worldwide Shipping

Your Squeezy Shop order will be delivered to your doorstep in 5–8 business days with our tracked, insured worldwide shipping.

GOT QUESTIONS? WE HAVE THE ANSWERS!

FAQ

How long will it take to get my order?

US orders arrive in 5–8 business days; international orders take 5–16 depending on where you are. Tracking details land in your confirmation email.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes — worldwide. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout, and orders over $30 ship free in the US.

Can I return my squishy?

Yes. Every order is covered by the 30-day Squishfaction Guarantee — if it doesn't calm your hands down, email us for a full refund. No questions asked.

What if it tears?

Every squishy carries a 180-day warranty against tears from normal squishing. Send a photo, we ship a replacement — no forms, no return postage.

Is it safe for kids?

Ages 6 and up. Each squishy is one solid piece of food-grade silicone with no small parts — but it's a hand toy, not a chew toy.

SQUISHFACTION GUARANTEE

Your hands will love Monster Blind Egg, or we'll give your money back!

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