A novelty squishy is one where the shape itself is the joke: a vomiting egg, a champion's trophy, a chubby baby doll, a glitter poop swirl, the 67 number meme, toothpaste tubes in loud colors.
Underneath the gag they are still real squishies — slow-rising foam, fluid glitter cubes or clay-feel moldable pieces — not the hollow plastic you get from a gag shop.
Gag gifts that survive the joke
Most of these get bought as gifts: white-elephant rounds, desk presents, meme gifts for teenagers. The joke lands on day one; the slow-rise squeeze is the reason the thing is still on the desk a month later.
Where a listing ships in random colors — the fruit bottles, some toothpaste tubes — the listing says so up front. You pick the style; the exact color is the surprise.
Textures across the novelty shelf
The foam pieces sink and rise back on their own. The fluid swirl cubes and the coconut-oil ball are moldable and hold their shape, and the fluid potato has a clay feel. Each listing states which behaviour you are getting.
Care is the same across the shelf: wipe with a slightly damp cloth, air dry, never soak — details in the cleaning guide below.
Crystal Apple Squishy $12 Choose options 
Cheese Squishy 
Jellyfish Squishy 
Jumbo Lips Squishy 
Mummy Squishy 
Pop-Eye Rhino 
Salted Butter Stick 
Pink Lychee Jelly 
